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At last! Your favourite KinoKarno films are available to buy on super deluxe limited edition DVD's! And that's not all! All your favourite toons from the films available on a super deluxe limited edition CD! CD NOW FREE WITH ALL PURCHASES! Read more below!
















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Yes, at last, some of Jan Manthey's greatest films have been restored and put onto one handy DVD with FULL COLOUR COLLECTOR'S COVERS! Four, yes four of the Master's movies are available for your viewing pleasure:

Welcome to Volume 1 Of KINOKARNO Presents The Films Of Jan Manthey. This DVD contains 4 classic insane masterpieces of bizarre cinema from the auteur that is Jan Manthey.


1. CAN YOU KEEP IT WITH THIS THAT AND THE OTHER FOR A WEEK?
Robin Evans has more than a wet chamois leather on his mind. He loves girls, trouble is they don't like him. Cheeky Robin is always thwarted in his efforts to fill his bucket. That is until he meets the mysterious Professor Gaylord who subjects him to the Sex Ray. This should solve all his problems. He soon discovers that it isn't just girls who take a shine to him...



2. PROCESSED EGG
An award winning tale of a sad lonely man who is obsessed with girls and processed meat sandwiches.



3. CULT OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
Roddy's obsession with the 'Apes' films turns him into an insane killer.



Please note: These two films are from archive prints and the picture quality may vary



4. INSPECTOR ZUCKER VS GORGO
The mysterious Inspector Zucker once again battles the mad genius Professor Shatner and his insane plan to conquer the world with an army She-Apes.



This is the second of the popular 'Inspector Zucker' Series.


This is a Region 0 PAL DVD.



YOURS TO OWN NOW! PRICE IS JUST £10 INCLUDING POSTAGE! ADD £2 FOR OVERSEAS ORDERS! SEE BELOW FOR ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS! NOW WITH FREE SOUNDTRACK CD!

And there's more! Finally avaliable, all the greatest tunes from the Films Of Jan Manthey, on one great compact disc with a unique Randomly Generated Cover Image (RGCI) featuring a scene from one of the films!



Music From The Films Of Jan Manthey:

Can You Keep It Up With This That
And The Other For A Week?
1. Can You Keep It Up...Theme (Pratt)
2. I Like Birds (Manthey)
3. Erection Part 1 (Mills)
4. Farce in 'A' (Mills)
5. Al's Bossa (Mills)
6. CanYou Keep It Up...Instrumental (Pratt)

Tracks 1,2,6 perfromed by The Vic Pratt Sound.
Tracks 3,4,5 performed By Mr Alan Mills and his Big Organ.


Inspector Zucker Vs Gorgo
1. Zucker Theme (Cockerell/Pratt)
2. Shatner Flashback (Cockerell/Pratt)
3. Zucker Action Theme (Cockerell/Pratt)

Performed By Vic Pratt and Jonathan Cockerell


Teenage Ecstasy
1. Teenage Ecstasy Theme (Oates)
2. Mr Vincent Comes To Town (Oates)
3. Vic's Nightmare (Oates)
4. ego Part 2 (Oates)

Performed by Dr Benidict James Oates

COPYRIGHT KINOKARNO PRODUCTIONS 2004

Due to the archive nature of some recordings sound quality may vary.



THIS CD COMES TO YOU FREE WITH ANY DVD PURCHASE!






















HOW TO ORDER.

You can order by post, sending either a cheque(UK only) or cash(at your own risk). Just write a note of what you want to order and your name and address, and your payment of course, and send it to:

JAN MANTHEY

21 DEBORAH CLOSE

ISLEWORTH

MIDDLESEX

TW7 4NY



You can also pay using PAYPAL, just send a message on the form below saying what you want to order and I will send you the PAYPAL ordering info. Simple, eh?



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DVD £10 (+ £2 IF OVERSEAS)

CD FREE WITH ANY PURCHASE!

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